“He was beautiful, that was always affirmed, but his beauty was hard to fix or to see, for he was always glimmering, flickering, melting, mixing, he was the shape of a shapeless flame, he was the eddying thread of needle-shapes in the shapeless mass of the waterfall. He was the invisible wind that hurried the clouds in billows and ribbons. You could see a bare tree on the skyline bent by the wind, holding up twisted branches and bent twigs, and suddenly its formless form would resolve itself into that of the trickster.”

“I’m Wolverine. I’m the best there is at what I do. I used t’ be a secret agent. I used t’ be a hero. Now, I’m drunk. An’ lovin’ every minute of it!”
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
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Neil Gaiman, flawless human being (via worldwarlove) ….haha there’s not one DC universe where masturbation exists? ahaha! |





